That accursed person who doesn't understand exaggeration! Of course I get small, miniscule, nearly non-existent breaks! I practically live off of them! ;)
Grr... You knew this was coming Ben, don't make me do it... Are you going to repent? NO?!?! Well then, accept your fate.
I'm sorry Ben, you've gone too far! I really don't want to, but...
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAR! BLAAAAAAAGH! EAT IT SONNY! BLAAAAGH BLAAAAAGH BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MINI LAZARS, OPEN FIRE!
blaaagh!
blaaagh! blaaagh!
blaagh! blaaagh!
blaaagh! blaaagh!
Ready the DEATH LAZAR!
IMMA FIRIN' THE IMPERIAL LAZAR....!
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
IS THIS ENOUGH BK? HAVE YOU OPENED YOUR EYES YET?!
well, have you?
No seriously, Ben... It's all a dream...
I wake up to see the light
Prepared to fight a morning fight
And if I wake to sunny skies
Let it be called my demise
I'm an early riser, see
Getting out of bed at 6 is my destiny
For you, it may be the same
Or perhaps waking up early is a shame
But now, Ben, you can open your eyes
To go and see that sunny sky
To live the world, not ever wander
My words you do not need to ponder
Poetry is not my strong point
But shall I get to my point?
Well, the rhyme is but to make you think
So this blog post may not stink
So if you thought there was a purpose in these verses
Well, YOU'RE WRONG, so feel free to shout 'curses'!
